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Caps lock jest włączony!.

[Marceli Szpak]

Music and brain, czyli akustyk, muzyk i neuropsycholog w jednym próbuje wyjaśnić po co nam muzyka:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/scien ... music.html

Mnie miejsami przekonuje

[Iga_Kulig]

No nie badz taka... 2-3 dziennie? Nio?...

No doooobra

Advice to single girls; never look for a husband - look for a single man.

If your child wants to lick the beaters on a mixer, shut off the motor before giving it to him.

30 is a nice age for a woman - especially if she happens to be 40.

CDN

[Justyna Kula]

Mam nadzieje, ze sie przyda (wiele z nich znam, w uzyciu;) )

Polite and Creative Ways to Say Someone isn\'t very bright

- He/she is a few beers short of a six-pack.
- The wheel\'s spinning, but the hamster\'s dead.
- He/she is one taco short of a combination plate.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his/her cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Couldn\'t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He/she fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- He/she is as smart as bait.
- Chimney\'s clogged.
- Elevator doesn\'t go all the way to the top floor.
- His/her antenna doesn\'t pick up all the channels.
- If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- The lights are on, but nobody\'s home.
- He/she is 24 cents short of a quarter.

super!!!

btw, znałam kiedyś kilka takich różnych wyrażeń, ale wywietrzały mi już z głowy, ale chyba kiedyś je zapisywałam, jak je znajdę, to się podzielę.

o, ale coś mi się innego przypomniało:

-Why is a dentist always unhappy?
-Because he looks down in the mouth.

-What to you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
-A woolly jumper.

-How do Eskimoes get dressed?
-Very quickly.

[Judyta F. Rostain]

Ja nabyłam ostatnio książeczkę o wdzięcznym tytule \"5,000 one- and two-line jokes. The A-Z of Snappy Sure-Fire Humour on 250 Popular Topics\"
Niestety, w formie papierowej.

Leniuchom nasze stanowcze NIE!      

No nie badz taka... 2-3 dziennie? Nio?...

[Iga_Kulig]

Ja nabyłam ostatnio książeczkę o wdzięcznym tytule \"5,000 one- and two-line jokes. The A-Z of Snappy Sure-Fire Humour on 250 Popular Topics\"
Niestety, w formie papierowej.

[Judyta F. Rostain]

Mam nadzieje, ze sie przyda (wiele z nich znam, w uzyciu;) )

Polite and Creative Ways to Say Someone isn\'t very bright

- He/she is a few beers short of a six-pack.
- The wheel\'s spinning, but the hamster\'s dead.
- He/she is one taco short of a combination plate.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his/her cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Couldn\'t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He/she fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- He/she is as smart as bait.
- Chimney\'s clogged.
- Elevator doesn\'t go all the way to the top floor.
- His/her antenna doesn\'t pick up all the channels.
- If he/she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- The lights are on, but nobody\'s home.
- He/she is 24 cents short of a quarter.

[lotan]

Bardzo ciekawy tekst  

zdecydowania zmusza do zastanowienie się, po której stronie by się było

... ale z moim brakiem zamiłowania do muzyki klasycznj nie muszę się zbytnio zastanawiać  

[Marceli Szpak]

Długie, doskonale napisane i w dodatku z sensem (czyli czemu k! u nas takie teksty prasowe zdarzają się raz na 100 lat, wyjąwszy reportaże Szczygła i Hugo-Badera?)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01721.html

Na dodatek o muzyce, czyli nic więcej mi nie trzeba. Już na innym forum kiedyś wziąłem udział w ostrej dyskusji dookoła tego tekstu - zdecydowania zmusza do zastanowienie się, po której stronie by się było.

[Jolanta Koralewska]

Ten ostatni link zapisuję do ulubionych... Mogę tego gościa czytać i słuchać godzinami!!! Zwłaszcza, gdy rzecz tyczy się samochodów, mmm

[wierzbicki]

po prostu się podoba
Jeremy Clarkson, felietony z Times\'a
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/commen ... _clarkson/

[Judyta F. Rostain]

Wlasnie przyszlo w mailu.
Moze sobie kupie ten slownik kiedys?

A Melange of Modern Quotes

August sees the launch of the third edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations edited by Elizabeth Knowles. So here is a selection of just a few of the new quotes this edition contains.

If I were alive in Rubens\'s time, I\'d be celebrated as a model. Kate Moss would be used as a paint brush.
Dawn French British comedy actress, in Sunday Times 13 August 2006

I support gay marriage because I believe they have a right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman American singer, writer, and politician, candidate for the Texas Government, quoted on CBS News 21 August 2005

The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.
Stephen Fry English actor and writer, in The Sunday Telegraph 23 December 2001

Caring. Not the most exciting of words, is it? Almost as humble as a tool. But that is the Alchemist\'s Stone of human endeavour.
Dimetos (1975) by Athol Fugard South African dramatist

I\'m blessed with total recall, except about where I left my umbrella.
Hubert Gregg English songwriter, broadcaster, and actor, on his knowledge of popular music, quoted in The Daily Telegraph (online edition) 31 March 2004

The reason you start painting yourself... is that you are a model; a cheap model. I mean, you\'ve always got yourself!
David Hockney British artist, in an interview with British Satellite News 11 October 2006

We have not yet found shiny, pointy things that I would call a weapon.
David Kay American official, weapons inspector in Iraq 1991-2 and 2003-4, interview with CNN Late Edition 5 October 2003

All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.
Peter Kay British writer, Attributed

Diets are like boyfriends–it never really works to go back to them.
Nigella Lawson British journalist and cookery writer, in Sunday Times 5 March 2006

When smashing monuments, save the pedestals–they always come in handy.
Unkempt Thoughts(1962) by Stanislaw Lec Polish writer

I never thought that playing with Plasticine would lead to such a glamorous life.
Nick Park creator of Wallace and Gromit, on arriving at the Cannes Film Festival, in Independent 13 May 2005

[Judyta F. Rostain]

Zaczne.
Przedwczoraj odnalazlam kumpele, ktora wyjechala z Paryza do Stanow mnieju wiecej w tym samym czasie, kiedy ja wrocilam do Polski.
Pracuje w miedzynarodowej organizacji na rzecz rozwoju, sporo podrozuje, glownie do Afryki. Ale jej pasja jest pisanie, i powoli juz ja publikuja tu i tam. Thatta girl!

Tutaj jest jej felieton, opublikowany w Washington Post pare miesiecy po powrocie z Paryza. Enjoy! (I certainly did )
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar ... Mar13.html

[Kasia Warecka]

o! to fajny pomysł!

może od razu go przyszpilić, jak kwiatki i limeryki?

[Judyta F. Rostain]

Takie tam do poczytania, jesli ktos cos znajdzie co ja/go dotyka w jakis sposob, jest interesujace, daje do myslenia, albo sie po prostu podoba.